This is no laughing matter.

So, a lot happened today. Anna was left at the altar last night by her fiancee, JRM who left her for a man, so we can't blame her. After hearing this shitty news, Anna "flew off the handle." She went to Neiman's and bought six thousand dollars worth of pasties to console herself. As we have reported earlier, this is Anna's MO. So, if that was not enough, her rep has confirmed that she has entered Rehab on a suicide watch. She will be working through her issues. In happier news, Kelly and Joey are in talks with Anarctic officals so that they can adopt a child. The child, named Chipo, recently lost his parents in a tragic polar bear attack. Hopefully, they will bring the baby home to the Fred Vegas by the end of the weekend. In other happier news, Luke has finally found his stalker. She was outside his apartment and after she saw him, she ran up to him and humped him. Luke's rep said "he was very uncomfortable but liked it."