It's time to go green kids...

Attention all famous folks of Fred Vegas. Today is not offically Green Day but i have decided to put it on the net, thus forcing it to become real. (The media has a way of doing that, you know?) So, tonight, instead of driving to Chipotle individually in your big, gas guzzling SUV's you should car pool instead. And then eat outside so we can take lots of pictures. And then go home together and take personal photos of yourselves doing things most porn stars would say no to so that some geek kid can hack your phone and those pictures become public. Got that? No, fly my monkeys, the more stupid shit you do, the more i can report and the more money i make. Daddy needs a new SL.