To inform you that Anna's beloved dog, Fluffy, was run over by a drunk Luke riding a horse. This set her on a wild spending spree to work through her despression. She has been buying real estate and cars to fill the void little Fluffy left in her heart. Currently she is in talks with genetic specialists at USC and UCLA to clone the dog. Reportedly, she has spent over two million dollars in "grief counseling." She is currently engaged to be married to JRM, an Irish actor. Also, it has been confirmed that she is having a bachelorette's party this weekend. Any questions or comments regarding the location and date of this event should be left as a comment.
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