Blame the school system

Here you go, you needy little gossip lovers. Here is the latest news from all the people you love to hate. Including more photos and videos and less writing. I know how you hate to read because you are to busy texting and chatting on the computer and your little brains can't handle all the big words. Its not your fault, I blame the school systems.

Jelly out and supporting their friends

It was reported earlier today that superstar couple Joey and Kelly were spotted at their friend's rugby game. Ms. Leslie was playing for the University of Mary Washington's Eagle. If they win this game then the move toward the finals. FYI the eagles did win this game and they are now a step closer to the final.



Here is the exclusive video of the women's rugby team playing. You should know who Leslie is because they cheer for her.

Joann's Party

Last night stylist, Joann tong held a party to celebrate her greatness. And of course, all her clients and friends attended. I won't write anything else, because no one will read this far.

This is no laughing matter.

So, a lot happened today. Anna was left at the altar last night by her fiancee, JRM who left her for a man, so we can't blame her. After hearing this shitty news, Anna "flew off the handle." She went to Neiman's and bought six thousand dollars worth of pasties to console herself. As we have reported earlier, this is Anna's MO. So, if that was not enough, her rep has confirmed that she has entered Rehab on a suicide watch. She will be working through her issues. In happier news, Kelly and Joey are in talks with Anarctic officals so that they can adopt a child. The child, named Chipo, recently lost his parents in a tragic polar bear attack. Hopefully, they will bring the baby home to the Fred Vegas by the end of the weekend. In other happier news, Luke has finally found his stalker. She was outside his apartment and after she saw him, she ran up to him and humped him. Luke's rep said "he was very uncomfortable but liked it."

It's time to go green kids...

Attention all famous folks of Fred Vegas. Today is not offically Green Day but i have decided to put it on the net, thus forcing it to become real. (The media has a way of doing that, you know?) So, tonight, instead of driving to Chipotle individually in your big, gas guzzling SUV's you should car pool instead. And then eat outside so we can take lots of pictures. And then go home together and take personal photos of yourselves doing things most porn stars would say no to so that some geek kid can hack your phone and those pictures become public. Got that? No, fly my monkeys, the more stupid shit you do, the more i can report and the more money i make. Daddy needs a new SL.

It Makes Me Very Sad...

To inform you that Anna's beloved dog, Fluffy, was run over by a drunk Luke riding a horse. This set her on a wild spending spree to work through her despression. She has been buying real estate and cars to fill the void little Fluffy left in her heart. Currently she is in talks with genetic specialists at USC and UCLA to clone the dog. Reportedly, she has spent over two million dollars in "grief counseling." She is currently engaged to be married to JRM, an Irish actor. Also, it has been confirmed that she is having a bachelorette's party this weekend. Any questions or comments regarding the location and date of this event should be left as a comment.

Run Down On Addictions

Here at LittlePage, we take our journalism very seriously. We feel like some people think we make our stories up and that nothing on this site is real. That may be true, but we will never admit it. So, in light of being sued, we will continue to bring the people cutting edge news of their favorite celebrities from Fred Vegas. And in this manner, we would like to report the latest addiction list. The addiction list is a list complied of celebrities and their latest addictions, hence the name.

Liz- We have it on good authority that she took large amounts of coke and adderall to stay up for three days to playing the new God of War 2 game for playstation. I'm sure no one is surprised about the coke and addreall (she is a model) but the game. We had no idea she was "hand eye" coordinated.
Kelly- Adopting babies, she has been trying for several months. A regular Angelina.
Yerin- Croc shoes. Not alligator heels, but those rubber crocs that people garden in. She loves them.
Joann- 80's films.
Joey- Attention. This guy will do just about anything so that people pay attention to him.
Anna- Vacuuming.
Casey- Tiffany's jewerly and china sets.
Luke- Foreign women. He spent the last three weeks traveling around Europe getting a feel for the different "tongues."
Nick- Saving people. One of our pops caught Nick push an old woman down so that he could catch her. That's an addict.

We will keep this list updated as best we can.

You Naguhty Girl

Yerin was in a happy mood at "Basement". She was dancing with some people and "playing" with others. She even posed for some pictures, or what she thought were pictures. Check out the video below.

Someone Refill Her Milk Bowl, This Cat's Hungry

Susie and Jes got into another fight and from what our spy overheard, it was over the proper application of eyeliner. Oh, ladies, come on, let’s move to something with substance, like which girl was wearing the ugliest dress , or who’s handbag didn’t match her shoes. Things that matter. Also, Jes was so engrossed in the conversation that she didn’t notice Toliet Paper Heir Talyor dancing with her. Also, notice super agent Eric on the phone. Probably closing a multi-million dollar deal for one of hi s many clients.

EXECLUSIVE VIDEO
Also, We at Little Page Six have obtained exclusive video of this incident, but our pop, was caught by Susie, and this set her off. Watch it now.

I Don't Think You're Ready For This "Jelly"

There must have been a rise in rehabilitation attendance because so many of our stars have been MIA for the past three weeks, but thank God they have been released and so clearly have gone back to their old ways. So, superstar couple, Joey and Kelly (who we have nicknamed “Jelly”) have yet again gottin’ back together. They aren’t married at this time, but who knows? There were caught dancing and being all over each other at the new club, “Basement” in the MorningSide district.

What you missed

So, this week was not too busy for the stars of FredVegas. Since, it was the annual "Peace Bitches, i'm out" most everyone left. Those of use that stayed had work to do. Everyone left to play. Miss Liz went to hang in the ATL and Mr. Sean went to chill in Aspen, as Miss Jes headed south to the sunshine state. The rest of the crew were tied up with busy schedules and not enough time to do it all. Although, before everyone left the crew did get together for a little celebration. Mr. Joey is turning 22 this year and his mother and father threw him a little fiesta party.

The girls took a couple of seconds out of their party time to pose for pictures with the host, Laura.

After singing Happy Birthday, the guests feasted on funetti cake and a chocolate fountain.
Here Susie and Talyor were caught beating up a pinuta. I guess its better than a pop. right?

It's a FredVegas Wedding

Actress Kelly Lonergan and Actor Joey Bersack wed last night in a quick ceremony in FredVegas.( You may remember them doing the film "It's dark in the closet, turn on the light." which Lonergan received a Golden Globe nomination for however she lost to that blind girl from "Mother, I can see God." )They got married in a simple back room at the club "Dorm" by some guy. We don't think the marriage is legal but who knows.

After about twelve hours and a hangover from hell the two called it quits. The marriage ended in a nice, civil conversation at a local IHOP. The two eat feasted on pancakes, eggs, and turkey bacon as their last meal together as a married couple on Friday March 2, 2007. After breakfast they went to the court house to have the marriage annulled. Sorry to hear that kids, we were all routing for you.

What Happen's In FredVegas, Gets On The Net

What can we say? This is a typical night in FredVegas. Lots of drinks, and a camera to recorde the festivities. Here is Joann Tong, stylist to the stars, arriving at the club.
It started off with the guests arriving at the ultra exclusive club "Dorm". All the usual suspects were there plus some new friends. Supermodel Liz Bennett showed up with a "creepy breaded man" and they discussed "philosophy". After that our pop. got this great video of stylist to the stars Joann Tong talking about one of her former clients.

Recently Joann has been in the public eye following a nasty break up with a certain soap star who shall remain nameless.
Later in the night, after some cocktails Liz and Kelly Lonergan, were seen dancing here, to a song that they don't even seem to know.

After a couple shots of Patron and some champagne Joann made her way to the table and was dancing to music.


And let's just say that this was the highlight of the evening for this group.

i'm so bored

how about you guys start doing crazy shit so i can report about it to everyone who would already know. that seems counter productive but who really gives a shit. we need a scandal and if i don't one, i am going to create one.