An interview with Joann Tong

Bersack: What happened with scheduling?
Tong: Yes, I'm sorry it took to long, i'm going through assistants. If you know of anyone.
B: Ok, I'll do that. So, do you have any projects your are working on recently?
T: Well of course, i think i spread myself too thin. As timberland says, "if your not doing it someone else will make your money." I have done the movie and music thing, so i am over that, but right now i am into a passion for fashion. Planting things, cooking, getting in touch with the old me, i think you lose that when you strike it big, hahahha, i think i need to have sense of myself, i think that that's really important.
B: That's great Joann. Would you ever adopt?
T: i think that everyone gives so much slack to angelina for adpoting all those crazy children. if you have the resourcs to provide a child with the most basic things, food, shelter, love, why not? In fact i would feel bad about not doing it.
B: So does that mean there is a baby on its way?
T: At this point in my life, it is not something i will write out, but i feel i have too much searching for myself to bring a child into that. Let's throw the question back at you, would you like a baby?
B: Sure, fatherhood would be amazing. How do you feel about what angelina says about becoming a woman when she adopted Maddax?
T: Well, I think that we are in different stages in searching. Maybe she needed to find a child, but in terms of my lifestyley right now that would be unfair. It's hard to live your life as a celebrity when it comes down to it. I appauled her for doing it, but at this point in my life i don't think it is possible.
B: You made a reference about your lifestyle, how do you feel about being labeled as a party girl?
T: I think when you are in the public eye, people give you a bad rap. i don't go more than the average person, in fact i would say less. but when i go out once a week that picture is all over and it is blown out of purportion.
B: So, how was your stitch in rehab.
T:Uh, i am unaware.

Just then"the maid" came in and said, "it wasn't rehab, it was an abortion clinic."
To which Tong replied, "I don't know who this person is an what she is doing here."

B: Abortion huh?
T: you know what, i think that that is a breach of the terms that we agreed on. Next's question.
B: Ok, so, who did you fuck last night?
T: Oh my goodness. Again, No comment.
B: So, what is your favorite to go to?
T: places like the ivy and that are over rated. i am not into those places you go to just to be seen. i enjoy the mom and pap places. They respect your privacy... hahaha
B: Are you thinking about your coke addiction?
T: All the time, it never escapes me. I think everyone goes through addictions, mine is cocaine. i am a real person with a real problem.
B: So, after your time in rehab you are all clean right?
T: Of course, after you go through rehab they teach you about yourself. Here is the thing, i was never addicted to the drug, i was addicted to the attention. I live through it everyday. Just reminding yourself about who you are and where you want to go and it will all be okay. but i have met some great people along the way.
B: So about meeting people. When did you meet your fiance?
T: Right after rehab. He just furthered proved to me that addiction is selfish and we have learned to overcome so many obstacles together and now i live for the sunset and a good book. And whatever. the wedding will take place in martha's vineyard, but nothing crazy with the dogs walking down the aisle.
B: well, that is great. Thank you for meeting with me and we wish you the best from littlepage six.

Interview time

Who ever calls me first, i will interview and post the interview on the blog. It is going to be amazing. I am thinking about really interesting questions.
call me bitches.

From Susie

Contributions from our favorite Susie.
(Sorry Mom) As usual someone is touching Joey and he is acting as if it is no big deal. However, he has hit a dry streak, so this was the highlight of his year.
Practicing fly fishing.

Andy working on his "casting." It's all about the wrist action, right Andy? (That's what she said.)

No, she is not a stripper, she was a belly dancer. But for humor's sake, let's says she is a stripper. Sean was dancing with a stripper.

New Club Opening

Friday night celebs and pee-ons, met together to celebrate the grand opening of The Torpedo Factory. This hot new club has a warehouse theme with load music and a VIP catwalk. Most of the usual suspects were there, but it was strange, that some celebs who were slated to arrive never showed up. Maybe there were two club openings on Friday.

The crazy paparazzi were out of control. Screaming questions at the celebs as they posed for pics on the concrete carpet. "i have never before seen a large group of crazy paps. They asked me if i was pregnant. I them I didn't know." Casey told our reporter.

Driving with Mr. Crazy

It has been reported that Joey is a crazy driver. He is constantly screaming bad language and honking at other drivers and has an angry temper. To fight these stories he invited our cameras into his car while he drove to the store with his friend Joann. After spending some time with him in the car, we have concluded that these stories are ABSOLUTELY TRUE and stay out of his way for your own safety.

Joann was quite worried during the excursion.

Celebrities are normal people too.

Super Celebrity Chef Leah, host of Lovely Lunches with Leah on the Food Network, was out shopping with her BFF stylist to the stars, Cle. They were caught in a Greenwich Village Safeway. While they were out they ran into Joey who was picking up some much needed food resources. He is in New York workig on his new film, "The Little Children Need A Hero." We hear theyr is Oscar buzz.

A little late on the Easter Eggs

Casey and Joann painted Eggs for a charity Celebrities Egg auction. Wasn't that nice of them?


Liz did not partake in the egg painting.

All in all it was a great Easter, even if the creepy uncle made some feel uncomfortable. i had fun.

Liz's Column

This is a new thing i am doing. For those of you how feel my pictures are not good enough or just want to see other shit on this site, i welcome your pictures and comments. here are some pictures Liz sent me.
She looks cute in her boy tee sipping on some coke.

Taylor was arrested for picking up a prostitute (Which was no surprise to us.)

The Police informed him that "She was not a she."

Help a brother out

This is an open call for all to write for my blog. Write up your posts and send pics if you would like, and email them to me and i will post them, if i think they are good enough. And don't worry, you'll get your by-line.
my email is "jbersack@gmail.com"

Oh Little Brother

This is Lily Allen's Alfie video. She reminds me of Casey.