Thursday, December 27, 2007

xmas in MI

Grandma and Grandpa opening gifts.

More presents!

Cousin Christopher holding cousin Cadin.

Here is some of the family opening presents and talking.

Grandma opening a present.

Grandpa opening presents and this is a great view of most of the family. There are a lot of us.

Jesse handing out presents. She plays "Santa" on Christmas morning.

Joann shopping

Joann and her friend Joey were out shopping at Target. Joann was looking for Christmas presents for her family and herself. Check out the book she was flipping through.



Out of the mouths of babes

I think everyone knows how i feel about children in videos when they pretend to be other famous children.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

This video is hilarious

here it is. The boondocks Santa Stalker



enjoy

Monday, October 15, 2007

Crank New Video Bitches

i borrowed this from youtube and this creator kicks ass.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rvDbVFB2iUE

Thursday, September 27, 2007

New Addiction

these funny videos from youtube about some man dressed as a chick named kelly. The guy is an actor on the show, "I hate my 30s."

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

New Addiction

My newest addiction is Lindsey Lohan video on youtube. Here is one now...

and this one is the best

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

For Joann

After watching the show "Flipping Out" (which i know that Joann and i love) i visited the website. www.bravotv.com/flippingout and saw that they have a game. The game is to design your own rooms. You can add colors, and furniture and then post them online and people can vote. My bedroom is # 113563. you all should go and check it out. And Joann, you should visit the game and start designing some awesome rooms.
Here's the website: http://www.bravotv.com/Games/Dream_Room/index.php

Addiction of the week

Sunday, August 5, 2007

A New Column


Ok, So after much demanding from the fans, i am starting a new article, entitled, (drum roll) "ADDICTION OF THE WEEK!" This is basically my way of telling people what i am obsessing over that week. This week, is "Kimora: Life in the fab lane." Here's why: 1. She said in her interview, "I don't want to toot my own horn, but...toot toot" (i say that) and also she yelled at her VP of Marketing and it some how turned into...well watch this...

That shit's funny. I've never had a period but i have starved myself on granola and i have to say that i was pretty fucking nasty to everyone. and 2. you get an inside look into a CEO doing a great job running her business. Check it out on the E! Channel. It's funny.
Here is the trailer for her show. And for those of you who don't know, a trailer (or a preview to you all not in the bizz) is a short preview of the show or film. it is called a trailer because back in the old days, these "previews" would follow the feature, thus making them trailers. i expect all of you to know that term and use it correctly when i am in your presence.

Friday, July 27, 2007

My Responsibility

I feel as a celebrity i have responsibility to stand by my other celebrity friends. Like, Lindsey Lohan. I was not at the party in Malibu, or was with her when she took someone's car to chase her assisstant but i know she had a good reason. It probably was to make sure that her recently former assisstant signed the total confidentiality agreement, as to not allow that assisstant to open her big mouth to the rags. I would have done the same thing. I mean, getting arrested for a DUI is damaging to a career, but having an assisstant tell everyone you do drugs and drive drunk alot could be more damaging. Lohan, I wish you the best and don't drop the soap.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Joey Apologizes

Joey's people contacted us with a statement about his behavior last night at Liz and Jes' 21 birthday party. He behaviored in a manner that is unsuitable for a gentleman of his status. he got completely "wasted" and would like to apologize if he offended anyone by telling them to either a.) fuck off, b.) go fuck themselves, or c.) a combination of the word "fuck" and others words that would result in someone becoming angry with him. He is sorry and asks for their forgiveness. Also, other than making a complete ass of himself at more than one point in the night he would like to say that he has a "kick ass time."

Thursday, July 12, 2007

i apologize to my dear fans

i want to apologize to my fans and let them know that there will be great photos and videos coming after this weekend. As you may or may not know this weekend holds one of the most anticipated event the summer has to offer besides the end of summer bash. If you still have not figured it out, i am talking about "Liz and Jes' 21st birthday party blow out." So, after the party cools i will upload the favorite photos of all of Fred Vegas' beautiful people. winks.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Happy Father's Day

I know it is late but better late then never.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

LisaNova is funny

I know she doesn't really look like lindsey lohan but this is a funny video.

A Little LisaNova and a political funny

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

A Memorial Day to remember...

What a party. However, unlike Mischa, no one from this party ended up in the hospital. Here are some pics from the exclusive party. Our photogs, couldn't get into Nicole's party we settled for Joey's.









I just wanted to add that the picture above was taken right after Anna and Eric agreed to live together in either London or Washington DC (Georgetown townhouse?). Just had a thought. If Anna and Eric dated then i could write about another Celebrity power couple besides Joey and Kelly. OH, fuck it, even if they don't date, i will still write about them as if they were.

Back To the Grind

We caught up with Joey on the set of his new film, The Club House. He plays a server who falls in love with a sixty year old widow and they have a steamy love affair. This is Joey's first love scene in a film. We hear there is a steamy nude scene where you see full butt action from Mr. Bersack. (However, this is still a rumor and has not been confirmed by the studio's reps.)

Friday, May 18, 2007

Fashion Time

Joann Tong and Kelly Lonergan attend the shows of two of the worlds most promenant designers and close personal friends of the girls, Christian Dior and Elie Saab. The shows were in FredVegas at the marvelous Grand Hotel and Casino. The ladies sat front row and were overwhelmed with the fantastic garments that graced the catwalk. Some speculate that the girls were there collecting some ideas for a possible clothing line that is rumored to be in develope. It has not been confirmed with either party's team as of yet.






Tuesday, May 15, 2007

any pics of vaca

if anyone has pictures of vacations that they want throw up on the blog to instill anger and jealousy from our viewers, send them to me and we can try to break some hearts and shed some tears.

Danity Kane-do


Adding to Joey's frustration was having his picture taken as he left the concert.
So the story goes...
A friend close to Joey is reporting that at the Danity Kane concert at the club “Comeback” in South FredVegas, he got drunk and had sex will all the girls in the DA Band group. Danity Kane’s rep could not be reached for commit, but come on, a “close friend” can totally be trusted for reliable information. Armed with his new haircut and a box of Trojans, Joey entered the club and sat front and center for the concert. After the concert he sent the girls two bottles of Cristal and a bottle of Grey Goose, because he said “according to Fergie, this gets the girls feeling loose.” After they all piled into his stretch Hummer Hybrid limousine, they headed back to his penthouse suite at the exclusive Blue Strips Hotel in West FredVegas. The following morning the girls did the walk of shame out of the hotel where they took yellow cabs back to their hotel. Neither Joey nor Kelly could be reached for commit.

Friday, April 27, 2007

An interview with Joann Tong

Bersack: What happened with scheduling?
Tong: Yes, I'm sorry it took to long, i'm going through assistants. If you know of anyone.
B: Ok, I'll do that. So, do you have any projects your are working on recently?
T: Well of course, i think i spread myself too thin. As timberland says, "if your not doing it someone else will make your money." I have done the movie and music thing, so i am over that, but right now i am into a passion for fashion. Planting things, cooking, getting in touch with the old me, i think you lose that when you strike it big, hahahha, i think i need to have sense of myself, i think that that's really important.
B: That's great Joann. Would you ever adopt?
T: i think that everyone gives so much slack to angelina for adpoting all those crazy children. if you have the resourcs to provide a child with the most basic things, food, shelter, love, why not? In fact i would feel bad about not doing it.
B: So does that mean there is a baby on its way?
T: At this point in my life, it is not something i will write out, but i feel i have too much searching for myself to bring a child into that. Let's throw the question back at you, would you like a baby?
B: Sure, fatherhood would be amazing. How do you feel about what angelina says about becoming a woman when she adopted Maddax?
T: Well, I think that we are in different stages in searching. Maybe she needed to find a child, but in terms of my lifestyley right now that would be unfair. It's hard to live your life as a celebrity when it comes down to it. I appauled her for doing it, but at this point in my life i don't think it is possible.
B: You made a reference about your lifestyle, how do you feel about being labeled as a party girl?
T: I think when you are in the public eye, people give you a bad rap. i don't go more than the average person, in fact i would say less. but when i go out once a week that picture is all over and it is blown out of purportion.
B: So, how was your stitch in rehab.
T:Uh, i am unaware.

Just then"the maid" came in and said, "it wasn't rehab, it was an abortion clinic."
To which Tong replied, "I don't know who this person is an what she is doing here."

B: Abortion huh?
T: you know what, i think that that is a breach of the terms that we agreed on. Next's question.
B: Ok, so, who did you fuck last night?
T: Oh my goodness. Again, No comment.
B: So, what is your favorite to go to?
T: places like the ivy and that are over rated. i am not into those places you go to just to be seen. i enjoy the mom and pap places. They respect your privacy... hahaha
B: Are you thinking about your coke addiction?
T: All the time, it never escapes me. I think everyone goes through addictions, mine is cocaine. i am a real person with a real problem.
B: So, after your time in rehab you are all clean right?
T: Of course, after you go through rehab they teach you about yourself. Here is the thing, i was never addicted to the drug, i was addicted to the attention. I live through it everyday. Just reminding yourself about who you are and where you want to go and it will all be okay. but i have met some great people along the way.
B: So about meeting people. When did you meet your fiance?
T: Right after rehab. He just furthered proved to me that addiction is selfish and we have learned to overcome so many obstacles together and now i live for the sunset and a good book. And whatever. the wedding will take place in martha's vineyard, but nothing crazy with the dogs walking down the aisle.
B: well, that is great. Thank you for meeting with me and we wish you the best from littlepage six.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Interview time

Who ever calls me first, i will interview and post the interview on the blog. It is going to be amazing. I am thinking about really interesting questions.
call me bitches.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

From Susie

Contributions from our favorite Susie.
(Sorry Mom) As usual someone is touching Joey and he is acting as if it is no big deal. However, he has hit a dry streak, so this was the highlight of his year.
Practicing fly fishing.

Andy working on his "casting." It's all about the wrist action, right Andy? (That's what she said.)

No, she is not a stripper, she was a belly dancer. But for humor's sake, let's says she is a stripper. Sean was dancing with a stripper.

New Club Opening

Friday night celebs and pee-ons, met together to celebrate the grand opening of The Torpedo Factory. This hot new club has a warehouse theme with load music and a VIP catwalk. Most of the usual suspects were there, but it was strange, that some celebs who were slated to arrive never showed up. Maybe there were two club openings on Friday.

The crazy paparazzi were out of control. Screaming questions at the celebs as they posed for pics on the concrete carpet. "i have never before seen a large group of crazy paps. They asked me if i was pregnant. I them I didn't know." Casey told our reporter.